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avatar Patricia Lee

Granny don't play. Ma'am, are there any weapons in the vehicle? Sure, sonny. A Kimber in the console, a Glock by my seat, a Colt in the glove box, an AK-47, AK-74, and an AR-15 in the back. Good Lord, lady! What are you so afraid of? Not a goddamn thing. CocoFun Bring Laughter Into Your Life.

avatar Jacob Junior
WHEN YOU HEAR A NOISE OUTSIDE THAT DOESN'T BELONG THERE.

WHEN YOU HEAR A NOISE OUTSIDE THAT DOESN'T BELONG THERE.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
a handy invention to help you see through the bullshit some talk:

a handy invention to help you see through the bullshit some talk:

avatar Gaie Houston
My guardian angel was young & energetic when we first met. All those years of looking after me have taken its toll.

My guardian angel was young & energetic when we first met. All those years of looking after me have taken its toll.

avatar Gaie Houston

Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? I don't know. Cuz Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. Oh my God Brian, that's enough. Why are priest terrible at racing? At racing? Yeah. I don't know. Because they always come in a little behind. Oh my God God Brian. Oh my God. Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. No, because she's a woman. Oh

avatar Mark Manson
Honey, This Old World Is Made Up Of Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and a Great Big Heapin' of Morons!

Honey, This Old World Is Made Up Of Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and a Great Big Heapin' of Morons!

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